Apr 17 2014

POLL: Liberals are far more compassionate than Conservatives because…

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Liberals are far more compassionate than Conservatives because...

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Apr 16 2014

POLL: Liberals are definitely not Socialists because…

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Liberals are definitely not Socialists because...

  • ...Socialism is what they call it in Europe; America isn't Europe, so it's called Liberalism here. (44%, 154 Votes)
  • ...Socialists use the poor as an excuse to gain power; Liberals don't limit themselves to only exploiting the poor to gain power. (35%, 124 Votes)
  • ...Socialism is an unpopular word. (13%, 47 Votes)
  • ...Socialists want to redistribute the wealth; Liberals simply want to take money from rich people and give some of it to poor people. (8%, 31 Votes)

Total Voters: 354

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Apr 15 2014

POLL: Liberals are far superior to Conservatives because…

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Liberals are far superior to Conservatives because...

  • ...Liberals understand that "choice" is much more important than the lives of 56 million babies who were robbed of the right to make even one choice. (28%, 87 Votes)
  • ...Liberals value "equal protection" even if it means stripping the Constitutional rights of the majority of Americans to achieve "equal protection", whatever "equal protection" actually is. (28%, 86 Votes)
  • ...Liberals understand that Black people simply don't have the intelligence or ethics to succeed unless white Liberals help them. (26%, 80 Votes)
  • ...Liberals want to provide the "working poor" a "living wage" and are perfectly willing to allow the "working poor" to become the "unemployed" to do so. (13%, 39 Votes)
  • ...Liberals are willing to provide something they can pretend is "healthcare" regardless how many people suffer or how little it resembles actual healthcare. (5%, 14 Votes)

Total Voters: 306

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Apr 14 2014

POLL: What should happen with the Nevada grazing land used by the Bundy family for over 100 years?

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What should happen with the Nevada grazing land used by the Bundy family for over 100 years?

  • ...The government should acknowledge the homestead claims by the Bundy family, and leave them alone. (62%, 272 Votes)
  • ...The government should quit pretending they are "protecting" a turtle that government employees have destroyed hundreds of. (26%, 116 Votes)
  • ...The government should work out a fair deal to allow them to use the land. (9%, 41 Votes)
  • ...The government should kick Bundy and his cows out. (3%, 10 Votes)

Total Voters: 439

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Apr 12 2014

POLL: Facebook’s new policy of penalizing “spammy” pages is…

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From Facebook: News Feed FYI: Cleaning Up News Feed Spam

Today we are announcing a series of improvements to News Feed to reduce stories that people frequently tell us are spammy and that they don’t want to see.

Facebook's new policy of penalizing "spammy" pages is...

  • ...a sneaky way of injecting more subjective criteria for their Liberal employees to use in silencing Conservative pages. (85%, 211 Votes)
  • ...another annoying change. (9%, 23 Votes)
  • ...a welcome move. (6%, 14 Votes)

Total Voters: 248

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Apr 11 2014

POLL: Think about it, and give a serious answer…

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For whatever reason you find yourself at an event attended by President Obama. You see a gunman in the crowd about to shoot the president. You...

  • ...shout "GUN!" because in spite of being a horrible president, he doesn't deserve to be assassinated. (56%, 371 Votes)
  • ...wait, smiling. (29%, 189 Votes)
  • ...throw yourself between the President and the gunman, because in spite of being a horrible president, he doesn't deserve to be assassinated. (14%, 89 Votes)
  • ...throw yourself between the President and the gunman, because Obama is a great President. (1%, 7 Votes)
  • ...shout, "GUN!" because Obama is a great President (0%, 2 Votes)

Total Voters: 657

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Apr 10 2014

POLL: Republicans are racist because…

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Republicans are racist because...

  • ...they think Black people can live normal, productive lives without the help of white Democrats. (61%, 225 Votes)
  • ...they say they oppose Obama because he's an incompetent socialist who's trashed the economy and religious rights, but they would've supported any white Dem doing the same thing, wouldn't they. (16%, 59 Votes)
  • ...they oppose the government giving Black people the things most white people have to work for. (8%, 28 Votes)
  • ...they oppose the 40-year genocide program by Planned Parenthood designed to eradicate all Blacks from America. (7%, 25 Votes)
  • ...they assume Sheila Jackson-Lee, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are imbeciles and claim it's because they keeps saying really, really stupid things, but we all know it's because they're Black. (5%, 18 Votes)
  • ...they claim they support people like Herman Cain, Allan West, Condoleeza Rice, Ben Carson, etc. because they are intelligent, competent and highly-qualified, but in reality they are only tokens. (3%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 370

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Apr 9 2014

POLL: If the Westboro idiots come to your town, which will you be willing to provide?

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If the Westboro idiots come to your town, which will you be willing to provide?

  • ...Loaded paintball guns. (43%, 85 Votes)
  • ...Rotted fruit and vegetables. (15%, 30 Votes)
  • ...Eggs. (15%, 29 Votes)
  • ...Rail. (13%, 26 Votes)
  • ...Tar. (12%, 24 Votes)
  • ...Feathers. (2%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 200

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Apr 8 2014

POLL: When the government gives the choice of participating in a homosexual “marriage” or paying a fine, you will…

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When the government gives the choice of participating in a homoseuxal "marriage" or paying a fine, you will...

  • ...refuse to do either and go to jail. (84%, 363 Votes)
  • ...pay the fine. (11%, 49 Votes)
  • ...participate in the homosexual "wedding". (5%, 22 Votes)

Total Voters: 434

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Apr 7 2014

POLL: Is there a Gay Mafia?

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Is there a Gay Mafia?

  • ...Yes, definitely and they have an iron grip on Hollywood and most of the News Media. (72%, 245 Votes)
  • ...Not a mafia in the sense of shooting people and managing illegal activities. (23%, 77 Votes)
  • ...No, that's just some nonsense bigoted right-wingers made up. (4%, 12 Votes)
  • ...No, surely the news would have mentioned it if there were. (1%, 5 Votes)
  • ...Yes, I'm pretty sure there is. (0%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 342

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Apr 5 2014

POLL: Is opposition to same-sex marriage the same as opposition to inter-racial marriage?

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Is opposition to same-sex marriage the same as opposition to inter-racial marriage?

  • ...No, race is genetic, sexual preference is a choice. (54%, 304 Votes)
  • ...No, inter-racial marriage can be found throughout history; same-sex marriage cannot. (24%, 137 Votes)
  • ...Yes, because you're racist and it's Bush's fault! (11%, 63 Votes)
  • ...Yes, because they are both immutable characteristics. (6%, 36 Votes)
  • ...Yes, because it's simply intolerance, and it's worng to be intolerant. (5%, 24 Votes)

Total Voters: 564

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Apr 4 2014

POLL: Now that Mozilla has ousted it’s CEO because he supported traditional marriage, my future use of the Firefox browser will…

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Now that Mozilla has ousted it's CEO because he supported traditional marriage, my future use of the Firefox browser will...

  • ...I never used it anyway. (39%, 210 Votes)
  • ...decrease. How can I trust them if they are so closed-minded. (35%, 186 Votes)
  • ...probably not change. I like the browser and ambivalent to their politics. (14%, 73 Votes)
  • ...not really change since I only used it sparingly as a compatibility/debugging tool (because it's rendering is so totally anal) (10%, 55 Votes)
  • ...increase, because I support what they did. (2%, 10 Votes)
  • ...I worship at the alter of my god Firefox and trust that he/she/it is always right. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 532

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Apr 3 2014

POLL: Should our soldiers, who we trust to defend us with guns, be allowed to remain armed while on base?

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Should our soldiers, who we trust to defend us with guns, be allowed to remain armed while on base?

  • Yes, they have a 2nd Amendment right just like everyone else. (63%, 207 Votes)
  • Yes, it will stop these shootings at military bases (35%, 116 Votes)
  • It depends, we don't know how they'd use it. (2%, 6 Votes)
  • No, we'd potentially be handing a gun to the crazy shooter. (0%, 1 Votes)
  • No, they can't be trusted. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 330

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Apr 2 2014

POLL: Which do you consider yourself, politically…

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Which do you consider yourself, politically...

  • ...Tea Party Conservative. (45%, 227 Votes)
  • ...Conservative leaning Libertarian. (44%, 220 Votes)
  • ...Mainstream Republican. (4%, 19 Votes)
  • ...None of the above, because I always like to be different and find some way to disagree. (4%, 18 Votes)
  • ...Liberal Democrat. (2%, 10 Votes)
  • ...Liberal leaning Libertarian. (1%, 3 Votes)
  • ...Moderate Democrat. (1%, 3 Votes)
  • ...I just agree with whatever crowd I'm in so they'll accept me. (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 500

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Apr 1 2014

POLL: Now that an Atheist has trashed the story of Noah, which movie project should be tackled next in Hollywood’s “People Completely Unqualified to Make This Movie” series?

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Now that an Atheist has trashed the story of Noah, which movie project should be tackled next in Hollywood's "People Completely Unqualified to Make This Movie" series?

  • ...Barack Obama rewriting and directing "Atlas Shrugged" (53%, 109 Votes)
  • ...A Radical Muslim Cleric rewriting and directing "Fiddler on the Roof" (25%, 51 Votes)
  • ...A high-ranking Klan member rewriting and directing "A Raisin in the Sun" (15%, 31 Votes)
  • ...The Westboro Baptist "Church" production of "La Cage Aux Folles" (7%, 17 Votes)

Total Voters: 206

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